So I know Josh and I don't look much like that picture anymore...but I wanted to put it up for a few reasons...1. Because I like it 2. to remember the feelings of that particular time in my life 3. for motivation to shrink myself back down to somewhere within...hmm...AT LEAST 30 pounds of that. Why shrinking has to be so incredibly hard for me I can't understand...it is a super power I was not born with. Now, inflating I have down to an art...I can do that really well. I don't even have to try...in the words of N. Dynamite, "I am probably the best I know of".
Do you think I could make it as a super hero named "Inflata Girl" (say it with a loud booming voice and carry out the ggiiiirrrrrrl)? All in good fun my folks...just displaying a little humor as I try and summon the powers within to raise my metabolism by 50% and instantly have a diversion to all things...food like (pregnancy isn't an option...I liked all things food like when with child...except mac n cheese...blah)
***note to self: never search on Google for an image of "Inflata Girl" ever again***