Many of you won't want to know this...but you will here in the near future because you will undoubtedly keep reading.
Many times in my conversations with other mothers "bathroom talk" almost always creeps its way in. I guess once you become a mother talking about your child's bowel movements is a right of passage????huh? Well...I always added to the conversation by saying how relieved I was that Carter had not yet "dropped the kids off at the pool"...in this case the Olympic size swimming pool...okay the bathtub! Then, as follows many inevitable statements, everyone chimes in "knock on wood"..well I guess the last time I knocked I didn't do it hard enough...or long enough because, well, today Carter made a liar out of me.
It was gross...I made Josh clean it up. The End.