What Every Woman Needs

I ordered myself one of these today....for those long, cold, lonely nights...for the nights I kick Josh out onto the couch (for the record I have never kicked Josh out onto the couch...I have tried but he has never gone) or simply to have a buddy to sit and watch a chick-flick with. And don't worry because the shirt is machine washable in case I happen to smear mascara all over it while crying on its shoulder or get lipstick on the collar (whoa! WHAT?!?!)
The stiff hand freaks me out...or the fact it is only 1/2 of 1/2 a body! What the?!? Click on the picture and read the description and some of the reviews. This simply could be one of the best things ever created!